過年不回家!!!一起來Happy

過年塞車，所以打算不回家！到室友家串門子，本來想打牌
但是缺一咖，都穿好紅色內衣了！！只好猜拳脫一件
沒想到室友身體這麼壯！！！只好看他硬不硬～自己騎上去
Traffic was crazy for Lunar New Year, so I didn’t go home and went to my roommate’s place instead. We wanted to play cards, but we were one person short. I’d already changed into red lingerie.
So we played rock-paper-scissors and the loser had to take off one piece.
Turns out my roommate is really fit… I got curious if he was actually that “hard,” so I climbed on top to find out.