An Unexpected Masterclass in the Art of Pooping
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🚽 😟
🐱 Call me Mommy.
🚽 Why is it so long?
🐱 Because I eat a lot.
🖤 02 🖤
🐱 No visa required.
🐱 🎬
🐱 📸
🚽 One trip around Europe.
🐱 And there's still more where that came from.
🚽 That should be enough to apply for a Schengen visa, right?
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🚽 B: How many days have you been holding that in?
🐱 What?
🐱 🧸😇 (An innocent little bear getting its cheeks pinched.)
🐱 Only two days. I already went yesterday.
🐱 Just felt like I hadn't completely emptied out.
🐱 🧸😇 (The same innocent bear sticker.)
🚽 B: Holy shit.
🚽 B: 🐍
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🐱 Why does everyone keep saying my poop is insane? LMAOOO.
🐱 Is it really that crazy?
🚽 B: Because it's so long!
🚽 B: 🧸💦 (An embarrassed bear saying "Stop messing around!")
🚽 B: It's seriously insane.
🐱 There's actually a technique to it.
🐱 It can't be short.
🐱 Or break apart.
🚽 B: There's a technique for THAT?!
🐱 It takes rhythm, breathing, and stamina.
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🚽 B: Grandmaster.
🚽 B: When are you opening your own masterclass?
🐱 This is a secret technique on the level of Lightning Five Consecutive Whips.
🐱 Gravity exists. If you poop vertically and it's heavy enough, it'll snap.
🚽 B: 🧸✋ (A sweating bear holding up its hand, begging for this to stop.)
🐱 To keep the whole thing intact, you have to keep going without stopping.
🐱 🐱💥 (A wide-eyed cartoon cat looking completely shocked.)
🐱 Once your muscles relax, well… you won't get the grand finale.
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🚽 B: Holy shit.
🚽 B: I was wondering why mine always breaks.
🚽 B: It's because I can't keep pushing continuously.
🐱 Exactly. And the part that's already come out needs support before it hits the ground.
🐱 You have to adjust its direction so the whole thing doesn't bear the weight at once.
🐱 Distribute the force, and the rest can come out more evenly.
🐱 So it needs even more protection and care.
🐱 Toward the end, you need one final push.
🚽 B: Holy shit.
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🚽 B: The person who knows more about pooping than anyone else in Hangzhou.
🚽 B: 📸
🐱 Sweet little donut. 🍩
🐱 I'm dizzy from the smell. 😵💫 God-tier.
🚽 B: HAHAHAHAHA.
🐱 Perfect for when a man has been so naughty he deserves the ultimate punishment.
🚽 B: Absolutely.
🐱 A couple of big bites, and that'll do it.
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🇬🇧🚽 Then imagine how amazing they must feel after eating it all.
🇬🇧🚽 Your health still comes first.
🐱 Of course.
🇬🇧🚽 Videos that extreme must be pretty rare, right?
🐱 They literally eat my waste, swallow it into their stomachs, and absorb it back into their bodies.
🐱 It's something my body has already discarded as trash, yet they consume it like food.
🐱 Just imagine knowing whose throat that poop is going down.
🐱 The humiliation of that alone is incredible.
🇬🇧🚽 I feel like you're an absolute prodigy when it comes to toilet play.
🇬🇧🚽 At least in China.
🐱 I feel like maybe you're talking about my account, or about…
**THE FINAL VERDICT 🐱👑**
One toilet slave asked why it was so long.
Another wanted to enroll in my masterclass.
And a British toilet slave called me a prodigy.
Apparently, my bathroom has become an international academy.
**Different countries. Same obsession.** 🚽