被朋友爸爸意淫

朋友爸爸約我出去，
本來是要談保單，

談到一半說他很餓,
我問他有想要吃麼嗎? 他說：想吃我...

My buddy’s dad invited me over to talk about life insurance...
Or so I thought.
Halfway through our conversation, he suddenly told me he was starving.

So I asked, “What are you craving, Daddy?”
He leaned in, looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered...“You.”